UK orders are dispatched fast and usually land in 2-3 working days. Ken takes no responsibility for the postman.

We do. Delivery times and costs vary by country and are shown at checkout. Ken's contempt is available worldwide.

Yes. The front does the insult, the inside is blank so you can add your own cruelty.

Recycled card with kraft envelopes, printed to order close to you to cut down delivery miles. Kinder to the planet. Ken remains ungrateful.

Of course. If it's not right, get in touch within 30 days and we'll sort it.

We do. Head to our Wholesale page or drop us a line and we'll get Ken to ignore your email personally.

Yes. He means every word. It's a gift, honestly.