Rude cards. Real cat.

Say it with a cat who couldn't care less.

Illustrated cards, stickers, mugs and more for the people you love enough to insult. Ken judged every single one.

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12,000+ relationships tested. Most survived.
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Ken won't say thanks
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Recycled card
Kinder to the planet
Rude, with love
Guaranteed to offend

Step into Ken's world

More than a card. Stickers, mugs, notebooks and more, all equally judgemental.

Greeting cards
Rude for every occasion
Stickers
Die-cut disdain
Mugs & merch
Judged every morning
Notebooks
For your worst ideas
The party game
By Pikkii. Chaos in a box

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He judged every one of them. These won anyway.

Ken the Cat 18th birthday card - that's how many f*cks I give
18 F*cks - 18th Birthday Card £3.49
Ken the cat 3am celebration birthday card purple
3am Celebration - Birthday Card (1) £3.49
Ken the cat 40th birthday card - that's how many f*cks I give in green
40 F*cks - 40th Birthday Card £3.49
Ken the Cat scratching up Banksy artwork blue A5 hardback journal front cover
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Banksy - A5 Hardback Journal £14.95
Ken the cat Father's Day card - Best cat Dad in the hole world - Ken looking behind him on teal background
Best Cat Dad - Happy Father's Day Card £3.49
Best Cat Mum in the Hole World - Happy Mother's Day Card
Best Cat Mum in the Hole World - Happy Mother's Day Card £3.49
Call Me - Blue Phone Case
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Call Me - Blue Phone Case From £17.99
Call Me - Green Phone Case
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Call Me - Green Phone Case From £17.99
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Ken the Cat: the party game.

Ken has escaped the cards and got into a box. A party game of judgement, chaos and knocking things over, by Pikkii.

Meet the game

Reviews Ken refuses to read

“Sent this to my sister. We haven't spoken since. 10/10.”

Beth, verified arsehole

“The only card my dad has ever kept. Framed the rude one.”

Marcus H.

“Fast delivery. The cat is still rude. Perfect.”

Priya S.

“Bought six. Ruined six friendships. Worth it.”

Sam T.